10. Steve Phillips shaves his nutsack with a spongebob razor.
9. Pinstripes are slimming.
8. Condoms are for pussies.
7. Chicks dig the mullet.
6. Tits are awesome.
5. Dyktra gives good backrubs.
4. That time I made the stripper do the Phillie Phanatic dance was awesome.
3. That time I did the stripper in the Phanatic Costume was even better.
2. Ravich's cologne smells like mashed potatoes.
1. Mmmmmm Hot Dogs.
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