Men who bone women

A list of the players who have had sex with the most women in their careers.

10) Esteban Yan. No idea why he's on this list. Sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a nut. Sometimes he finds a lot of nuts.

9) Andy Pettite. Puts up this whole "good Christian" performance. I don't buy it for one second. Maybe he thinks he's doing God's work by putting girls on their knees. Give it up Andy, you fool no one. Only God knows how many women you've punished in your long career, but I know its a big number.

8) Ichiro. Small, fast, and crafty. He's got all the makings of a true sex machine. Down to first base in 3 seconds and done with 4 girls in 5 seconds. So fast, he's in and out without anyone noticing. He's also the most recognizable Asian baseball player and there are 1.3 billion Chinese people in the world. Its simple probability, he's had to have sex with at least 500 million of them.

7) Moises Alou. His hands aren't the only thing he pees on. He has dominated the R. Kelly crowd in his major league career. Only difference is Moises isn't stupid enough to video tape his exploits.

6) David Wright. Making his way up this list quite quickly, but he's only 24. Granted, he's been a pro for 6 years now so I'm sure he plowed his way through the Mets minor league system and hasn't slowed down in the big leagues yet.

5) David Wells. A surprisingly high finish for the big guy. Unfortunately, Wells doesn't remember half of them because he was in a black out. That also explains why he finishes #1 on the most STDs list. He doesn't know this, but he had sex with 8 chicks the night before throwing the perfecto for the Yanks. Great night out in NYC.

4) Big Papi. David Ortiz has had sex with every women in the Dominican Republic. He is the lord of all Earth on that island and it pays major dividends with the ladies.

3) Greg Maddux. 333 victories, 433 women and counting. The Chicago years, the first time around, were really good to Greg. The first Cy Young and his first hundred women. He will still probably be remembered for his work in Atlanta, but those southern bells never satisfied his biggest needs. Revived his conquest of the opposite sex in LA with a long line of 6 foot blondes.

2) Julio Franco. First of all, Julio clearly has the biggest penis in the major leagues. No question. His longevity is unparalleled, he has had the opportunity to have sex with groupies in three decades. He was bangin baseball whores when big hair and big bushes were still popular. I'm proud of you Julio. You are a true role model for America's youth.

1) Derek Jeter. As a Mets fan it pains me to admit this, but Jeter has pulled an amazing amount of ass in his career. We all know about the famous people, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Mariah Carey, etc, etc. But just think about how much box he's crushed that we don't even know about. Just look at this picture I found. Jeter with 4 random girls. Clearly this situation went down something like this. Derek is walking along the beach when 4 girls approach him and say, " hey we would like to have sex with you." Derek replies, "Sure, lets take a picture first." They take the pic, Derek bones them on the beach and walks away. Jeter clearly takes this title by a mile.

Also receiving consideration: A-rod has great potential, but unfortunately chokes every time the moment arrives and grounds into a double play. Vlad the Impaler, enough said. Frank Thomas, the nickname Big Hurt as a double meaning. Slammin Sammy Sosa. Albert Pujols is entirely faithful to his wife. What a pussy.